The Names Becca

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

anyway, whatever i guess.
- me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)

undrilled:

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

 

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

takemeback-:

How to have sex: First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times. One, two three. Then pelvic thrust. Whooooooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it! Now it’s time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then…

peetababy:

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

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