The Names Becca

staceystickz:

Chris strikes again. 

Some genius
that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person

tyleroakley:

I want this played when I walk down the aisle.

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

whiteboywaves:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THAT POOR DUCK BABY DONT KNOW HIS MAMA AINT A 2ND RATE WHITE BOY

whiteboywaves:

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

THAT POOR DUCK BABY DONT KNOW HIS MAMA AINT A 2ND RATE WHITE BOY

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

gayoak:

(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)

usapotterfan:

avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:

lovelynobody00:

iamshirelocked:

yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock

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I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.

dat reaction image

blackromney:

blackromney:

whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap

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excellent answers, thank u friends

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

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how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

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